Over the three year history of the Bowl Movements, there has been a three man core... Johnebob, JD, and myself. The fourth spot has been occupied by an amazing array folks. Even if you put them in a clown car, you would be impressed at how many idiots would come out. First there was Z. Then, Jimmy Jazz. Becker and Timmy filled the role, as did Woody. J-Shane has filled in, as has the Gingasaurus Rex. But for all but a couple of weeks of last season, the spot was occupied by El Jefe, the man with free health care when he goes home to the Great White North.
El Jefe, the straight on bowler, has decided to move on to greener pastures. Ironically, he is heading to Reno, the home of the National Bowling Stadium. We expect to watch him bowling there soon... when his average finally crests 130. The Canadian will be sorely missed for his steady demeanor, his quiet head shaking after chucking one in the gutter, and his 9 open-frame games. He served two purposes on our team. He was a cool, collected, and easy-going presence. Also, he made the rest of us feel good about our bowling skills. He is, after all, the founding member of the 88 club. Check the records on the right if you don't know what that means. He will be missed.
While a loss of a team member provides an obvious venue for mourning, we see it more as an opportunity for celebration. Here is a toast to all of the men who have been so proud to have called themselves a Bowl Movement.
Now to the point of this post. Do YOU want to be a Bowl Movement? This may be a once in a lifetime opportunity to wear the red and black. Requirements: 1) You must live within a 100 mile radius of Laramie, Wyoming. 2) You must have a sub-140 average, but 120-130 is preferable. 3) You must be willing to pay $12 to get your ass kicked at bowling every Monday night at 8:30 from September to May. 4) You must enjoy the imbibing of the bowling juice. That's it. If you think you have the right stuff, let us know.
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