Monday, September 14, 2009

Calling All Bowl Movements

Four years ago, four brave men set out on a perilous journey in the Battlefield of the Lanes of Laramie. These men put their balls on the line in competition against stiff odds. Since that fateful day in the year aught six, these men have risen to the occasion, year after year, putting themselves in humiliation's way to consume bowling juice and put their balls on the greasy hardwood. Once again, duty calls. Tonight, it is time to reaffirm our commitment as men, soldiers, and patriots to the League of Bernaski. Now is not the time to sulk in cowardice! Now is not the time to let your fellow Movements carry your weight! Now is not the time to make up excuses, like I have a dentist appointment! Now is the time to pull your balls out of their sacks and let them once again collect grease in the field of battle.

2 comments:

  1. I don't know if I'm turned on or repulsed by this post.

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  2. You should be inspired! Now is not the time to see inuendo where is none! Now is not the time become obsessed with greasy balls! Now is the time to roll!

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