Four years ago, four brave men set out on a perilous journey in the Battlefield of the Lanes of Laramie. These men put their balls on the line in competition against stiff odds. Since that fateful day in the year aught six, these men have risen to the occasion, year after year, putting themselves in humiliation's way to consume bowling juice and put their balls on the greasy hardwood. Once again, duty calls. Tonight, it is time to reaffirm our commitment as men, soldiers, and patriots to the League of Bernaski. Now is not the time to sulk in cowardice! Now is not the time to let your fellow Movements carry your weight! Now is not the time to make up excuses, like I have a dentist appointment! Now is the time to pull your balls out of their sacks and let them once again collect grease in the field of battle.
This is the bowling blog for charismatic, astute, and discriminating bowlers. The BM Report began as a newsletter for a Laramie, Wyoming bowling team, the Bowl Movements. We are, by every measure, not particularly skilled at bowling. Mediocrity in bowling is not our goal, but sadly it is the state of our team. For three seasons, we found ourselves positioned in the lower half of the league standings. Last season, we barely crested the top half. Our Monday night venue is the Bernaski Memorial League at the Laramie Lanes. At this point, you might be asking yourself why a subpar bowling team in Laramie needs a blog. Like the great conundrums of philosophy (god, morality, epistemology, etc.), there is no good answer to this question.
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For membership info: http://thumbhole.blogspot.com/2009/12/brotherhood-of-bad-bowling-is-now.html