Any true connoisseur of bowling knows the four L's. If you do not, you average under 260. Pathetic. For those of you who require schooling in the art of rolling, I will reluctantly oblige:
1) Laramie - The Gem City. Population 27,204. Elevation: 7,165 ft above sea level. Bowling: The highest per capita number of 200+ bowlers in the world. Mecca is to Islam as Laramie is to Kegling.
2) Lanes- Eighteen highly engineered plastic bowling surfaces covering hardwood. Ten on the left side; eight on the right. The right is reserved for nobility.
3) Lounge- The locker room. Prior to and post-rolling, this is the chosen sanctuary. Put your ass on a stool and knock one back. It's almost time to roll, or it might be time to commiserate with your colleagues about your inability to breach 800.
4) Liquor- A little somethin' to take home, or perhaps to sip prior to arrival. Either way, it is the secret sauce of striking success.
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